I had occasion to drive downtown for three days in a row last week, each time parking in the same parking garage. And each time I drove past an absolutely filthy dirty Subaru.
The first day it was just dirty.
The second day, someone had written “wash me” on it. It was like the commercial (by Carmichael Lynch):
And then on the third day, as you would expect when you really think about it, someone drew a big penis in the dirt on the back window.
They must have cut that in edit.