keep this from the clio judges

By purest coincidence, Bozo the Clown, the lead CD at the House of Biz, and I were walking into the office together this morning. Below is a transcript of the advertising related part of the conversation:

Bozo: I’m just like you, in the morning I put my pants on one leg at a time. The difference is, once they’re on, I shit gold Clios.

Me: You shit Clios when your pants are on?

Bozo: Don’t tell the judging committee.

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2 responses to “keep this from the clio judges

  1. when did gold clios become something special? by all means, load up your depends with those trinkets.

  2. I guess special is in the eye of the shitter

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