By purest coincidence, Bozo the Clown, the lead CD at the House of Biz, and I were walking into the office together this morning. Below is a transcript of the advertising related part of the conversation:
Bozo: I’m just like you, in the morning I put my pants on one leg at a time. The difference is, once they’re on, I shit gold Clios.
Me: You shit Clios when your pants are on?
Bozo: Don’t tell the judging committee.