I am always surprised, and occasionally shocked, to see the search terms that lead people to my blog. Blogs are absolute SEO monsters – a search for “NBA Playoff Scores” has advertising blog The Toad Stool at number sixteen for example – and my hope is that SEO is the reason that people ended up here with some of their searches.
Especially the search for “macaulay culkin naked.” I know that I am making it worse by having it in a post, but I just can’t tell you how amazed I am by the number of people who search for that exact phrase.
The reason the search brings people to my blog is because of the PETA campaign…hence all the searches for “eva mendes.” I imagine that they just want to see her with her clothes off, PETA be damned.
That is also true for all the searches for Official Fantasty Girlfriend of the Daily Ad Biz, Jenna Fischer. And because I love Jenna Fischer, I will reward said readers:
There were also multiple searches for “fat pigs” and “office desk sex” which may be connected (beer goggles and all that) with the search for “vodka martine.”
All in all, it adds up to the search for “sexy advertising + drunk” which sorta encapsulates this blog.