bob garfield will be with us always

Bob Garfield writes marginally more often on his fake/satirical blog than he does on his real one, but at least the fake one is funny. Who doesn’t like the smell of satire in the morning? From yesterday’s post:

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People think that I am just being crotchety because there is some gray in my beard. Not true: I am crotchety all the time. In fact, I’m not even old. I am an ageless automaton here on Earth to rid it of sub-par advertising.

Okay, okay, that’s not true. But you thought that it might be for a minute, didn’t you?

I did. The thought scared me very much.

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