I got a call today from a human resources person at agency.com who must have gotten my name either from someone was playing a prank on me or wants me gone from my current agency. The number of people in each of those categories, especially the second, is significant.
At any rate, it was easy to end the conversation quickly.
HR Lady: I would like to talk to you about a potential position at agency.com. You are familiar with our agency?
Me: Of course! Who could forget the Subway pitch video you guys did?
HR Lady: We are trying to forget it.
Me: It’s practically scorched into my retina.
HR Lady: So you aren’t interested in the position?
Me: I’m happy where I am, thanks.