My agency’s holiday party was last night and, despite the weather that delayed our trip to the venue, it was a success – the bonuses were good, the drinks flowed freely and we made the most of the weather delays.
It wasn’t primarily a success because of anything with The Pretty AE, though we had a fine time.
It was primarily a success because of the pick-up line a certain junior AE used on our new receptionist. He said to her, and I quote, “I am going to flip this coin and if it lands on heads then, well, you know…”
Needless to say, he was unsuccessful.
Though, surprisingly, he was also not slapped.
But we who heard about his crass attempt at some action were successful is using a Sharpie to marker up his face to an impressive degree after waiting for him to pass out in a booth at the diner.