I have always really liked dark-haired girls. I have always really liked The Pretty AE.
The two just came together and it’s as deadly as Brian Fantana and Sex Panther cologne is to unsuspecting ladies. The Pretty AE, after a summer of highlights, just went to dark brown. My crush on her just got ratcheted up to “sixth grader discovering the Backstreet Boys” level.
That is equivalent to DEFCON 1, which had never been declared (except possibly during Desert Storm) before this morning’s status meeting when I saw her for the first time since she dyed her hair.
I know that this is increasingly pathetic, but I just can’t help myself.