First, PETA pulls out that Alicia Silverstone video that tried oh so hard to be more than a punchline, but failed:
“Nothing in my life has changed me as much as [becoming a vegetarian]…except blowing my shot at a career by going all Macaulay Culkin on everyone right after Clueless.”
And from that, PETA now serves up this:
W. T. F.? I am happier than I ever thought I would be for choosing the steak last night.
First of all, Steve-O would rather go naked than wear anything. Secondly, you just showed me Steve-O naked, making it my sole mission in life to destroy you and thus properly avenge the torture done to me.
I echo Agency Spy: “why? why? why?”
And add a “please, for all that is holy, STOP! PETA please, just stop.”