It’s not really hate mail, but it’s pretty funny.
This anonymous “hater” was not only the first reader to email me directly, but the first to demand that I do something that I am patently not going to do:
“Dude, I am a firm supporter of your blog…HOWEVER, I demand that you take
this note out of your blog or write something redeeming to CYA! Said note is
” Since college I have been uncommonly wary of any girl from Massachusetts
(they are inevitably psychos)”
I will report you to the FCC you Mass-hating AE lover!”
Thank anonymous Mass. girl (I assume), I award you this upside-down EFFIE for ineffectiveness in persuasion: