what would you say to a celebrity?

What Would You Say To A Celebrity?

What would I say to a celebrity? Nothing. Celebrities are less interesting that a brisk discussion of typical hemlines on men’s pants, an exposition on oil-based paint and my aunt’s Twitter feed all rolled into one. So I would skip on the chance to talk to a celebrity.

Unless it were Eva Mendes, who I would ask out on a date.

And yes, I know her relationship status and I just don’t care.